Thursday, November 13, 2008

What did you do all day???

Too funny not to share......

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house...and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry-way, he found an even bigger mess...A lamp had been knocked over and broken, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room...the TV was loudly blaring a "cartoon channel", and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of children's clothing. In the kitchen...dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed upstairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something rather serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water, as it made its way out from under the bathroom door. As he peered inside, he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor...Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap, toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, there he found his wife... still curled up in bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered, and asked, "What the hell happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work, and you ask me what I did all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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